a little joke

a tall women met a midget at a party.the midget was barely three feet tall,butthey were attracted to each other and after a few drinks they went back to her apartment."i cant imagine what it will be like makin love to a midget,"said the women,"especially with the size difference and all." "just take off your clothes,lie back on the bed,spread your legs apart and close your eyes,"said the midget.the woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her.within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times."if you think that was good,"said the midget with a smirk,"just wait till i get BOTH legs in there!"