a little joke

a tall women met a midget at a party.the midget was barely three feet tall,butthey were attracted to each other and after a few drinks they went back to her apartment."i cant imagine what it will be like makin love to a midget,"said the women,"especially with the size difference and all." "just take off your clothes,lie back on the bed,spread your legs apart and close your eyes,"said the midget.the woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her.within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times."if you think that was good,"said the midget with a smirk,"just wait till i get BOTH legs in there!"
brix Reviewed by brix on . The Joke Thread Inspired by the longest thread ever I've decided to create a thread deticated purely to jokes. add your own! here's some of mine: So a bear's walking through a forest and sees a rabbit. The bear says to the rabbit "hey buddy, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no". The bear then picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it. A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "no string allowed". So the peice of string walks outside and asks Rating: 5