A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message
>>to her
>>mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she
>>exclaimed:
>>"I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to
>>my
>>mother".
>>The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
>>Anything?" he asked.
>>Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
>>Well then, just follow me", said the man as he walked towards the
>>next
>>room
>>The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
>>Come in and close the door" the man said.
>>She did. He then said "Now get on your knees."
>>She did.
>>Now take down my zipper".
>>She did.
>>"Now go ahead . take it out...." he said.
>>She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused.
>>The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well............ go ahead".
>>The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding
>>it
>>close
>>to her lips, tentatively said...........
>>
>>
>>Hello. Mum, can you hear me?"