Q. How long does it take before a pound of bud goes bad?
A. I don't know! I never have it longer than an hour!!


Q. What is the difference between politicians and stoners ?
A. Politicians don't inhale...they just suck.


The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but you don't mind being wasted


Q. What do you get when you hire a stoner?
A. HIGH quality work!
smokette Reviewed by smokette on . The Joke Thread Inspired by the longest thread ever I've decided to create a thread deticated purely to jokes. add your own! here's some of mine: So a bear's walking through a forest and sees a rabbit. The bear says to the rabbit "hey buddy, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no". The bear then picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it. A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "no string allowed". So the peice of string walks outside and asks Rating: 5