What's the differance between your father and a picnic table?
A picnic table can support a family of four!

What do your mom and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree!

What did the blonde says when she opend a box of frosted cheerios?
Ooo, little donuts!
kevy cola Reviewed by kevy cola on . The Joke Thread Inspired by the longest thread ever I've decided to create a thread deticated purely to jokes. add your own! here's some of mine: So a bear's walking through a forest and sees a rabbit. The bear says to the rabbit "hey buddy, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no". The bear then picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it. A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "no string allowed". So the peice of string walks outside and asks Rating: 5