these 2 guys (we call them paddy & murphy) won the lottery.
paddy says to murphy,iv allways wanted to own my own sea fishing boat & go deep sea fishing.
murphy replys,oh be jesus me too.
so they go buy a boat & all the deep sea gear & head out to sea.
paddy puts the deep sea gear on & jumps in the sea.
murphys on deck pumping air to paddy.
after a while murphy get on the radio to paddy & says,you been down there a long time paddy.are you allright.
paddy screams back.
no ,im not allright.
iv just had 1 of my legs bit off by a shark
YOUV HAD 1 OF YOUR LEGS BIT OFF BY A SHARK,WHICH 1 IS IT,says murphy
i dont fucking know,there loads of the bastards down here.




heres 1 easy lesson on how to speak irish

say these words out loud & fast.get ya mom to listen

WHALE OIL. BEEF HOOKED
say it faster & repeat your self