these 2 guys (we call them paddy & murphy) won the lottery.
paddy says to murphy,iv allways wanted to own my own sea fishing boat & go deep sea fishing.
murphy replys,oh be jesus me too.
so they go buy a boat & all the deep sea gear & head out to sea.
paddy puts the deep sea gear on & jumps in the sea.
murphys on deck pumping air to paddy.
after a while murphy get on the radio to paddy & says,you been down there a long time paddy.are you allright.
paddy screams back.
no ,im not allright.
iv just had 1 of my legs bit off by a shark
YOUV HAD 1 OF YOUR LEGS BIT OFF BY A SHARK,WHICH 1 IS IT,says murphy
i dont fucking know,there loads of the bastards down here.




heres 1 easy lesson on how to speak irish

say these words out loud & fast.get ya mom to listen

WHALE OIL. BEEF HOOKED
say it faster & repeat your self
dizzy spells Reviewed by dizzy spells on . The Joke Thread Inspired by the longest thread ever I've decided to create a thread deticated purely to jokes. add your own! here's some of mine: So a bear's walking through a forest and sees a rabbit. The bear says to the rabbit "hey buddy, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no". The bear then picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it. A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "no string allowed". So the peice of string walks outside and asks Rating: 5