Inspired by the longest thread ever I've decided to create a thread deticated purely to jokes. add your own! here's some of mine:

So a bear's walking through a forest and sees a rabbit. The bear says to the rabbit "hey buddy, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no". The bear then picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it.

A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "no string allowed". So the peice of string walks outside and asks a passerby to tie him into a knot and fray his ends. The peice of string walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that peice of string I just kicked out?" the peice of string replies " I am a frayed knot"

A married couple are in the top bunk above their son and the father wishes to have sex. The mother says she doesn't want to fuck above her son cause it could warp him. So the father says they'll just use code words. Lettuce would mean faster and tomato would mean harder. So they start fucking. "ohhh lettuce, uhhh more tomato,lettuce, tomato, lettuce,TOMATO!"
Suddenly their son interupts and says "Listen, I know you guys are making sandwhiches up there but can you keep the mayonaise to yourself"
kevy cola Reviewed by kevy cola on . The Joke Thread Inspired by the longest thread ever I've decided to create a thread deticated purely to jokes. add your own! here's some of mine: So a bear's walking through a forest and sees a rabbit. The bear says to the rabbit "hey buddy, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no". The bear then picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it. A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "no string allowed". So the peice of string walks outside and asks Rating: 5