a obese man walks into a chemist. "can i have 1 bottle of cough syrup and 1 pack of asprin please?"

the female sales assistant groans and replies "oo,you remind me of john travolta"

the man replies "ooo FUCK off!!this is FAT,not grease!"

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(lame joke alert)

if the answer is "cock robin" what was the question?
"whats that up my asshole,batman?"
budice Reviewed by budice on . The Joke Thread Inspired by the longest thread ever I've decided to create a thread deticated purely to jokes. add your own! here's some of mine: So a bear's walking through a forest and sees a rabbit. The bear says to the rabbit "hey buddy, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no". The bear then picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it. A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "no string allowed". So the peice of string walks outside and asks Rating: 5