lets call this , the bloke joke

this guy goes to visit his wife in hospital.shes been in a coma for 2 years.
he walks into her room & looked down at her.
feeling a little sexy,he squeezed her right breast
the wife opend her eyes & murmered something,then went back into the coma.
so he then squeezes both tits together,again she opend her eyes ,murmered something then went back into the coma.
the guy rushed out to see the doctor & told him what had happend.
the doctor says , try oral.see if that does any good.
so the guy goes off back & the doctor returned 5 minits later & walked in.
how is she,says the doctor.
shes dead doc
DEAD!
how did she die.
SHE CHOKED!
dizzy spells Reviewed by dizzy spells on . The Joke Thread Inspired by the longest thread ever I've decided to create a thread deticated purely to jokes. add your own! here's some of mine: So a bear's walking through a forest and sees a rabbit. The bear says to the rabbit "hey buddy, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no". The bear then picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it. A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "no string allowed". So the peice of string walks outside and asks Rating: 5