Lost at Sea
>>
>>Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat
>>following a
>>dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through
>>the
>>boat's
>>provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping
>>that a
>>genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously To the amazement
>>of
>>Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated
>>that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
>>Without
>>giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the
>>entire
>>ocean into Guinness Beer!"
>>The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately
>>the
>>entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
>>Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
>>Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness
>>as the
>>two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly
>>at
>>Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled
>>moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to
>>pee in
>>the boat!
>>