Q. How long does it take before a pound of bud goes bad?
A. I don't know! I never have it longer than an hour!!


Q. What is the difference between politicians and stoners ?
A. Politicians don't inhale...they just suck.


The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but you don't mind being wasted


Q. What do you get when you hire a stoner?
A. HIGH quality work!