Gramps finally agreed to his son's wishes to give the rest home a trial.On his first morning a nurse brought his breakfast and noticed he had a 'morning glory'."I'll take care of that," she said ,grabbing the erection firmly and proceeded to give the old fellow a gratifying hand job.
Later,during his morning shower,Gramps happened to drop the soap and while picking it up 'wham!' he got shafted by one of his fellow residents.
"Well," said the son "win some and lose some.It wasn't too bad was it?"
"As maybe" said Gramps,"the trouble is I don't get a boner all that often these days but i'm always dropping the soap."