my story:

i was in downtown portland walking around at like 2 am and i saw some police cars near burnside arresting a guy (it was right by chinatown if you are familiar with portland). this guy was getting questioned in the middle of the street. about 15 feet away I saw a little baggy filled with green leafy material. i walked to it and covered it with my foot. I watched the cops for a while and they were checking his mouth -- for "dope", I presume. when the cops weren't looking i picked up the little green bag of pot and hurried away back to my home with it.

to this day i still like to believe that it was the "dope" the cops were looking for

it was a bag of what I like to call "waterfront weed". If you buy weed at the portland waterfront, it is usually crap and your "dub" is more like a 10 sack , if you get what I mean.

For free though, that weed was pretty god damned good. It was just meant to be!