My Story

[haaaze]

Hey guys, first post ever basically but im a pretty regular lurker=]


So this is my drug testing-passing story. I'd like to mention nothing "special" was used in my venture just a bit of hard work and a lot of luck.



Alright so my parents really hassled me when it cames to getting a summer job, you know the nag-nag dealio. So finally I get an interview and it goes well, they say yeah you've got a urine test in x-city within the next 3 days. Well that evening I was hanging with a friend [and a nice half oz] so I didn't want to wait 3 days until that date. Lets rewind a second here. I had been clean roughly 5 days. Here is my history prior:

1 week of basically smoke 3-5 times a day. then 3 days break, then another 2 days break. So after this I waited 5 days. I exercised a ton and drank a bit of water and also mixed in a bit of cranberry juice [because im not a fan of straight cranberry]. So I go in to the testing area, no cheating or anything, urine is darker than I would normally say it is [im an *avid* water drinker] and so im heading out to go 'party' think I so failed. I hear back that night with a pass. So I got the job and have been receiving some paychecks. I figured it share the story just to give a little hope to anyone who hasn't been clean that long.






Note: Dear FBI/CIA/DEA/D.A.R.E., I made all of the up. Not one word is based on truth or fact. This article is an entire work of fiction.

haaaze Reviewed by haaaze on 07-06-2008. My Story Hey guys, first post ever basically but im a pretty regular lurker=] So this is my drug testing-passing story. I'd like to mention nothing "special" was used in my venture just a bit of hard work and a lot of luck. Alright so my parents really hassled me when it cames to getting a summer job, you know the nag-nag dealio. So finally I get an interview and it goes well, they say yeah you've got a urine test in x-city within the next 3 days. Well that evening I was hanging with a Rating: 5

[STIMPY21]

Sheer luck, overspeeding metabolism, drug test nerds asleep at the wheel, I don't know what it was by all that i have read you should have failed. But glad to hear it!!
STIMPY21

[haaaze]

I was wondering if it has to do with my fairly lean body. Like I am very skinny and since THC stores in fat I was thinking maybe it goes quicker. I'm probably completely wrong though.

[STIMPY21]

No that is a factor from what I have read. unfortunatley I'm a little on the other side of the scale and don't clean up as easily. Plus since my last pee on demand in 05, I learned how to do edibles, cocooil caps, and vape like a fiend. so probably more thc than ever, not good for cleaning up.
STIMPY21

[haaaze]

yeah I usually just use a bowl and have done firecrackers a time or two.