When i was 16 years old, i thought it was cool to bring my bong to school. Then one day, these two really hot girls wanted me to skip school with them and smoke at one of their parent's houses when they were at work. So of course, i bring the bong with, but thought i would surely get caught if the cops spoted us, and searched my backpack. I just kept it kind of in my pocket, but under my shirt and walked with the girls to their house. In my mind, i was getting laid no doubt, and thats all i could think about when boom, a cop rolls out of nowhere and said, "hold it right there."

He made us sit down and asked where we were going. I lied and said we were going to get lunch, and he replied that leaving school campus was truancy, and we were to be taken to JIF (juvee). As he went into his car, i moved the bong into the middle of my pants, attempting to "jock it". And it worked, being that i was a minor, he went nowhere near my junk, and just searched me for weapons. As he is searching me, the little black thing that keeps the bong from tipping over on a table falls right out of my shorts leg, but he hadn't the slightest idea. Scared the fuck out of me though...

He called for another cop to take the girls, and took me in his car by myself to the school to id us. As he went into the school, with my hands cuffed in front of me, i slid the bong into my draws so it wouldn't fall out (thank god i didn't wear boxers that day). Next i was transfered to a huge van full of other students who got caught skipping, along with my two little lady friends. Fearing that there would be some sort of metal detector, i hid the metal stem in the crack of a seat in the patty wagon.

When i got to JIF, i was searched again, more closely, along with a portable metal detector. It went off at my belt buckle, and freaked me out as he made me show him the buckle. But they never noticed the plastic blue bong.

I had to sit for about 5 hours in this place with a bong in my underwear until my mom picked me up. She even took me out to dinner (another hour and a half with it jocked) because she really thought i was going to get lunch, and must be hungry because i never got there.

With this patriot act bullshit, i bet they can give kids full cavity searches, so be careful...

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