was jesus married? your thoughts...

[IanCurtisWishlist]

if jesus really looked how he is depicted (a white man with a perfect body, symmetrical face, and fearless of his own death), then he was probably *too sexy* to get married.

"fuck no bitch i'm not marrying you I'm the LORD I am TOO MIGHTY to be tied down. now eat of my body and drink my BLOOD!"

[Coelho]

if jesus really looked how he is depicted (a white man with a perfect body, symmetrical face, and fearless of his own death), then he was probably *too sexy* to get married.

I wouldnt say that he was handsome as depicted, cause this pictures are from middle age... but surely he was too *wise* to get married...

[action.420]

Jesus was probably had like 3 wifes at the least. He knew how to get shit done

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

anyone have any info on the holy grail?

[hazetwostep]

cool thoughts everyone

[GrinKyle]

I knew a dude named jesus, and he wasn't married, but he also wasn't anything like you guys were saying.. just some short 5''1' dude with dreads. Or were u all talking about that fictional guy to have everyone start believing in and start wars over who is right and who is wrong?

[action.420]

baby hesus