Quote Originally Posted by IanCurtisWishlist
i used to live in a bad part of portland and the police were always busting crackheads outside of my building. i used to blow marijuana smoke down at the cops when they were questioning people and sometimes they would obviously smell it and try to find the "dope".

this other time i saw a portland police officer on his bicycle riding by pretty slowly, and i had made some top ramen about 5 minutes earlier. i thought it would be a funny idea to throw the top ramen at the bike cop. it hit him on his helmet and mostly landed right next to him, but he was really pissed off and waited outside my building entrance for a good 10 minutes (he really wanted to press charges because assulting an officer from a 5th story window with top ramen is a very serious offense these days)
that is funny as hell you just made me bust out laughing in front of the whole library:S2::S2: