I am moving out in mid july actually but for the days until then I just want my parents to think I'm clean rather than dirty. Cuz if i'm dirty Then they'd just bitch and whine until i leave........i'd rather leave while they think i was just starting to get on the "right track". Just to add salt to the wound!

WAIT! I know my parents hate paying for the tests and they even make me pay them back later anyways... so I will say "I have money I'll pay for all of it....and even say for the guy to come and observe me......then I could just say to the guy when we get to the bathroom "Wait, I'd rather you not look. But stay here for a second" CUZ 1: IM PAYIN FOR IT 2: IT's MY DECISION! RIGHT?
If i can do that and keep him by the bathroom and not around my parents just to give him the sample then im good! I payed for it...He can't disclose any information about what happened to my parents right? even if they asked........or didn't ask??
cuz im 18......u dont even sign any papers while your there .......u just pay 10 or 30 bux and get tested on the spot.

But anyways I still want to figure out homemade ways to do it just incase and just for fun!