Well, with the team I have assembled right now, it's Snoring for the first program- points awarded on loudness, clarity, and longest uninterrupted stretch. Then it's Marathon Napping. Duration is key, but ability to sleep through various events (kick-me dog walks by outside, Bible thumper comes to front door, plane crashes into house) is also important.
Last, it's Freestyle Open Competition where sleepwalking, muttering, and twitching are all judged. I think we will do AWESOME.