Hahaha!!!


A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as

different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party the first

guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green

paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this

guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy

says," I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and

have a drink."





A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door

to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa

wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow,

great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies, "I'm tickled

pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."





A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the

host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing

stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with

his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Well,

what the hell are you both doing? You could get arrested standing like

that out there in the street! Anyhow what emotion is this

supposed to be?!?!"





Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokin discustard, and Mick here has just come

in despair"...