Dateline: August. 17, 2008

The last few days weve been under heavy bombardment from the enemy. Our recon team brought us some valuable info on their true identity and there activities. It seems the biting midge(southpark anyone?), as its called, likes 80° and wet soil. So we mounted our offensive by jacking the a/c down to 72°, and suspending any any watering or foliar feeding. Also we have deployed the Hot Shot Pest Strip 101st Division and it seems to be making advances along the front. Recon also found these glue strips online with 2 holes at either end placed on a stick and driven into the soil, as the midges (midgi?) are prone to walk up the stem to take flight only to be trapped by the strip. We had the parts needed so the engineer corps. made a reasonable copy that seems to be a major weapon in our arsenal. Yesterday we called in the Naval forces to attack them with fish oils and other nutes in a hope to carpet bomb the entire installation.

The fight has been hard but we are beginning to see some headway. None of their scouts (adults) have been captured outside the closet. They may have heard punishment will be swift and severe...lol. Recon has shown this morning that a lone soldier was seen scurrying across the wall, but this is a significant improvement.

Be assured the war is not over but the fight is being taken to the enemy with as much passion, skill and technolgy needed to send those sons-of-bitches back from whence they came - outside.

That is all. Any troop movements or other significant happenings will be reported as it is known.

corporal DB:smokin:

...lololol

P.S. Here a picture of our enemy. Know your enemy more than it knows you.