Quote Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Sing it, Miss Monroe!!!
YouTube - Heat Wave - Marilyn Monroe Songs
Ha ha! That was classic! Did you get the lyrics?

[align=center]We're having a heat wave,
A tropical heat wave,
The temperature's rising,
It isn't surprising,
She certainly can can-can.

She started a heat wave
By letting her seat wave
In such a way that
The customers say that
She certainly can can-can.

Gee, her anatomy
Makes the mercury
Jump to ninety-three.

We're having a heat wave,
A tropical heat wave,
The way that she moves
That thermometer proves
That she certainly can can-can.[/align]

Maybe our current weather pattern is due to someone "letting their seat wave."

Out here in California we have earthquakes and fires:

[align=center]She started an earthquake
By letting her ass shake
In such a way that
The seismometers say that
She certainly can can-can.

She started a fire
By shedding atire
In such a way that
The firemen say that
She certainly can can-can.[/align]