He's as clean an a bar of Ivory soap. I'll be fine.

So here's what happened. I went for the interview, and it took a surprising turn which worked out in my favor....BIG TIME. They decided I was over qualified for the position I was applying for, and rescheduled a second interview for a higher position early next month. Thank the lord, I now have time to flush myself out. Well...at least not before a few more fatties in celebration! WooHOO!!!