Substitution Container size?

[FatalShock]

So, what if they simply suspect it was subbed? Like, if they hear something like the bottle, but don't see anything? What would happen in that case?

[killerweed420]

In my experience they just mark on your form adulterated and they call the prospective employer. As long as you're careful no one will know you're subbing. Just don't make no goofy noises. I can cover up a little noise by farting. I'm very talented and can pretty much fart on will.lol

[FatalShock]

You're a cool guy, killer. Thanks fer the advice.imp:

So you've failed before?

[killerweed420]

No Never failed in 20 years of drug testing. I try to make sure I'm prepared for what ever they through at me.

[FatalShock]

Last question. I finally got my friends donor smaple, and it he was only able to go like 2.3 oz. I know they usually require only 2, but would it be a good idea to thin it out with some spring water to get more out of it? Just curious if I'll even need to.

[FatalShock]

It's getting close, guys. Bump.

[killerweed420]

I wouldn't thin it with tap water. I would use distilled water or heavily dillute your own urine the morning of the test. Just use what you've got and if they ask for add a little of your own.
Be sure and get the temp right.
And your 100% sure your friend doesn't take any meds?

[FatalShock]

He's as clean an a bar of Ivory soap. I'll be fine.

So here's what happened. I went for the interview, and it took a surprising turn which worked out in my favor....BIG TIME. They decided I was over qualified for the position I was applying for, and rescheduled a second interview for a higher position early next month. Thank the lord, I now have time to flush myself out. Well...at least not before a few more fatties in celebration! WooHOO!!!

[killerweed420]

Everything is golden

[FatalShock]

Everything is indeed golden, including my heavily vitaminized urine!
Actually, I just wanted to post an update.
I went this morning for my interview...the one I was expecting my pee test...
Well, long story short, they were very receptive to my interview, and I think I have it in the bag, but they made no mention of a drug screen at all!? They simply said that I would hear from them in one to two weeks. Now, there's no way to tell if I got the job, since there were ten people there and they will be hiring 5. It was an odd interview..they broke us off into teams of 3 and interviewed us as groups and asked us to simply answer the questions in any order...just speek up...it was odd, but the other folks were real stupid, so I think I'm good.
Anyway, I'm guessing if they call me in one to two weeks, they will let me know if I got it, and schedule the drug test then. I'm kind of pissed (pun intended) because I've gone so long without, and spent a small fortune on everything from creatine, to Vitamin B. I guess I'll have to refrain from enjoying the rather gorgeous greenery I purchased in anticipation of tonights celebration. Either way, I'm glad to have had a resource like this board. You guys are great! With an extra week or so to go, I'll surely be fine. Thanks again guys! I'll let you all know what happens soon!:thumbsup: