Man sells 'ghosts in a bottle'

[rebgirl420]

I know of at least one sure-fire method of seeing "ghosts", and other apparitions, but we're not allowed to talk about those things here.

Here's "A Demon in a Bottle", from Slocomb, AL, for sale on Ebay:

A DEMON IN A BOTTLE - eBay (item 270243367226 end time Jun-10-08 21:31:26 PDT)

"THIS AUCTION IS FOR A DEMONIC SPIRIT TO BE PLACED IN A BOTTLE AND SEALED FOR ALL ETERNITY AND DELIVERED TO THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION. IF THE WINNER OPENS THE BOTTLE WHEN RECEIVED THEY WILL LET THE EVIL ENTITY LOOSE IN THERE HOME I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY HAPPEN ONCE IT HAS BEEN RELEASED.IF IT IS RELEASED AND YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OF WHAT TO EXPECT DO NOT HESITATE TO TO CALL YOUR PASTOR OR PRIEST. WARNING!!!!!! IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED TO OPEN OR BREAK THE BOTTLE THERE IS NO WAY OF TELLING YOU WHAT MAY HAPPEN TO YOU!
PUCHASE WITH BUY IT NOW OPTION GET FREE SHIPPING!
SORRY TO SAY BUT THIS WILL BE ABSOLUTELY MY LAST PARANORMAL AUCTION! THANKS AND GOOD LUCK"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PROOF!