Quote Originally Posted by dragonrider
Lucky for him the itch was on his back and not his balls.


Reminds me of a story --- a backscratcher story, not a shoot-yourself-in-the-ass story. I had a coworker who had a bamboo backscratcher at work. She would let you borrow it if you had an unreachable itch in the middle of your back. Out of courtesy you would usually use it OUTSIDE your clothes, just scratch your back through your shirt. One day our receptionist came in and asked if she could use the scratcher and put it right down her shirt and started scratching her back like crazy! After a minute or two of wild scratching someone asked her what was going on and she said, "I've got this horrible itchy rash all over my back!" Nice.
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Did you burn it?
rebgirl420 Reviewed by rebgirl420 on . Man shoots self while scratching back Man shoots self while scratching back 01:43 PM CDT on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 By KIMBERLY DURNAN / The Dallas Morning News [email protected] A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself. Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort Worth police Lt. Kenneth Dean. Rating: 5