This week on Survivor: Kindergarten...

Jeff Probst: I'm sorry. Alex. The tribe has spoken. Take your lunch pail and go.

Alex: I feel sad.

Probst: So what do you think of today's tribal council.

Alex: I'm not special.

Probst: Were you expecting such a powerful alliance to be organized by your teacher?

Alex: Huh?

Probst: Suzy, why did you vote the way you did?

Suzy: Teacher said Alex had ass burgers.

Probst: Timmy, why did you join the anti-Alex alliance?

Timmy: Is it nap time yet?

Probst: Miss Portillo, why did you feel it was so important to vote Alex out of the class today?

Portillo: That little punk was making my life HELL! He needed to be taught that he is NOTHING! I'll keep voting kids out of this class until I am the only one left if I have too! These rotten little brats need to learn that school is not about them! School is about survival, and I will do what I have to do in order to survive!
dragonrider Reviewed by dragonrider on . Kindergarten Teacher Lets Classmates Vote Boy with Autism Disease Out of Classrooom Mom says teacher let classmates vote autistic son out of class PORT ST. LUCIE - Melissa Barton said she is considering legal action after her son's kindergarten teacher led his classmates to vote him out of class. After each classmate was allowed to say what they didn't like about Barton's 5-year-old son, Alex, his Morningside Elementary teacher Wendy Portillo said they were going to take a vote, Barton said. By a 14 to 2 margin, the students voted Alex -- who is in the process of Rating: 5