The End Times are upon us!
Soon the dead shall rise and walk the earth!
Fires! Earthquakes! Hurricanes! War!
Those that die will be the lucky ones!
Those that live shall cry out for the mercy of the grave!
But no mercy shall come,
and they shall gouge out their own eyes,
and there shall be much gnashing of teeth,
and the only ones to benefit shall be laser eye-surgery specialists and dentists!