Better get these kids married off before the authorities want them back!

Yearning for Zion --- should be called Yearning for Jailbait.

Imagine a YFZ groom giving a speech at his wedding.

"Well, I just wanted to say a few things to my new bride. Honey, you know I've had a lot of brides in my 50 years, but I just wanted to tell you you're something really extra special. I still remember that day 12 years ago that your mama brought you home and I first saw you there in your crib, and I made a promise to you, If Jesus is willing, I'll have sex with you before you develop breasts or pubic hair. And now that the day is here, I can't wait to get you out of your long-sleeve, neck-to-toe Little House on the Prairie dress and see if I got you in time. Aunt Susy and Uncle Jeb, I want to thank you for blesssing me with your little girl's hand in marriage, and I promise to give you 5 new grandchildren and/or neices and nephews before your daughter is a legal adult. Speaking of which, is the wedding chapel bedding chamber ready?"
dragonrider Reviewed by dragonrider on . US sect children set to go home A judge in Texas has signed an order allowing parents to take home more than 400 children who had been removed from a polygamist sect. Parents were set to begin collecting their children, who were seized from the sect's ranch by state authorities in April. State officials had accused sect members of abusing the children. But last week the state's Supreme Court said officials had failed to prove the children faced immediate danger. 'Grateful' Rating: 5