Quote Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
Rachael Ray is obviously a supporter of Osama bin Latte.
Ha ha! I love a cornball pun...

I voted "Yes" on the poll, but only because I think Dunkin' Donuts seeks to bring down the US by selling sub-standard donuts and crappy coffee. The scarf thing is ridiculous, but I would actually rather see Rachel Ray support Al Qaeda than support freakin' Dunkin' Donuts. Here is how I see it playing out:

Rachel Ray walks into her local Dunkin' Donuts and says, "I'd like a cinamon roll and a large keffiyeh to go, please."

A nearby fan of her show Gaza on 40 Dollars a Day tells her, "You better lay off the donuts Rachel, you're starting to look like you've got a bomb vest under your sweater."

At that point Rachel Ray yells, "Allah maplebar!" and detonates an Improvised Explosive Donut (IED), ripping the place to pieces with thousands of bits of rainbow sprinkle shrapnel.