"He lingered near the wood chipper ... Then he dove in."

[rebgirl420]

Geez, Reb! You sure are finding some wierd stories lately!

If this guy wanted to die, he could have found a better way to do it than diving in a chipper, don't you think?

Could have crawled into a morgue freezer. http://boards.cannabis.com/current-e...e-freezer.html

Could have fed himself to owls. http://boards.cannabis.com/current-e...wls-maybe.html

Could have taunted a gnome. http://boards.cannabis.com/current-e...e-problem.html

Could have let the power company cut off his oxygen. http://boards.cannabis.com/current-e...off-power.html

Given all these great options, why go with the chipper? Probably just wants attention...

HAHAHA yeah I've realised that. It's just that pnly really crazy and outlandish stories get the best responses.

As long as I get a giggle it was worth it. :thumbsup:

rebgirl420 Reviewed by rebgirl420 on 06-02-2008. "He lingered near the wood chipper ... Then he dove in." "He lingered near the wood chipper ... Then he dove in." From 13 feet up, Josh Thompson saw the man coming, jogging, actually â?? and then, suddenly, breaking into a sprint. By the time the man dove arm-first into the massive tree chipper â?? meant to grind 21-inch-diameter trunks in a matter of seconds â?? Thompson had leapt to the ground. Frantically, he yanked on a safety lever, shutting the machine down. But it was bad: The man â?? who had been wandering uncomfortably close to Rating: 5