cops say i committed a felony

[juggalo420]

well today was going good until like a few hours ago. i parked my mothers car (which ive been driving all day) and out of nowhere this cop comes out to my drivers side door as soon as im about to get out. he puts me against the car says the inspection sticker on the car is fake, im like i dont barely ever drive my moms car so i dont know shit about it. so he's like 'your blaming this on your mother' im like no i dont know anything about it (truth), so he 'so your ok with letting me charge your mother with a felony', i was confused and decided to admitt i put the stolen sticker on the car because he kept on threatening about arresting my mother. so the pig frisks me and of course finds some weed and my bowl, know im double fucked. he told me there were going to send me some info to go to court about a possible felony (a fake car inspection sticker) and a appearance for possesion of pot. im not worried about the weed cause it was only a little bit and i can talk myself out of getting in trouble with that, i think. im however a little nervous about the felony thing, i mean i confessed but i really didnt know anything about the inspection ticket, the only reason i did it cause i was a little high and he kept on trying to make me feel like i had to admitt to it in order to protect my moms. fuck im confused.

juggalo420 Reviewed by juggalo420 on 02-28-2005. cops say i committed a felony well today was going good until like a few hours ago. i parked my mothers car (which ive been driving all day) and out of nowhere this cop comes out to my drivers side door as soon as im about to get out. he puts me against the car says the inspection sticker on the car is fake, im like i dont barely ever drive my moms car so i dont know shit about it. so he's like 'your blaming this on your mother' im like no i dont know anything about it (truth), so he 'so your ok with letting me charge your Rating: 5

[RIP ODB]

Cops try to do that shit all the time. Sounds like a real douchebag. The key is, though, to have one story and stick to it, no matter what.

One time I got pulled over and the cop said something like "son this car smells like a hash factory." and he also said "Son, you're TOASTED."

Luckily I had no herb on me.

The cops asked me about a hundred times "Where's the pot? We know you were smoking, you might as well stop lying." But no matter what, I said "I have no pot, and I wasn't smoking any."

I'm telling you, if you have a good story and you stick to it, cops can't fuck with you. They think they can play mind games cause you're stoned. Well i was fuckin ripped that day (it was april 20 a couple years ago) and the cops didnt find shit, so they let me go.

Also, on a side note, if you've been drinking and you get pulled over, NEVER EVER EVER take a breathalizer test. EVER.

[larry]

Yo buddy

he let you go without giving you papers or anything?

if it was a felony they have to arrest you.

even if it is a mistemener your lucky you dont go strait to jail.

I think the police just tried to scare you.

Because you would at least get court papers right there if your formaly charged.

am i right here guys?

[RIP ODB]

I'm from mass, (like juggalo) so i know the laws a little bit. I think you're right though, they should have given him some kind of citation or something right on the spot.

[Looker]

ALL COPS SUCK THE COCK

[juggalo420]

i dont know the cop said thered be something mailed to me about showing up for a court appearance, but know that im completely sober i think he may have just been trying to scare me. ill just wait and see if i get any papers from the courts.

[Darkneon420]

Oh thats messed up...but you did the right thing taking the blame for your mother, good job with that man! I dont really have any advice for you exept you might wanna keep your stash at home and hide it somewhere safe. Sorry that shit went down. Peace!

[Syrus]

That sucks, but sadily a lot of cops are assholes

[sawleaf]

I know it's tough when a pig is grilling you, but the best thing to do is just keep your mouth shut. Cops are trained to turn up the heat and indimidation and get people to incriminate themselves. You don't have to answer any questions for the cop at all. If you open your mouth you should be asking the pig the questions. Ask him if you are under arrest or further detained. If not then leave. Once a cop has given you a ticket, their time with you is finished unless they are detaining you or arresting you. No further investigation is warrented unless you give them reason for it.

[Nullific]

You're latino...so watch that little bit of weed you had turn into a couple ounces.
And your bowl will have turned into a three foot bong.
And the stolen inspection sticker into an ak-47.

Damn dirty cops.