Tsk tsk, SHE musta been deficient to be locking out a fella as charming and handsome as yourself! What was she THINKING!? Maybe she just needed calcium... Ca deficiencies in middle-aged women are easily fixed with a regular application of chocolate ice cream. Frozen yoghurt is NOT a better approach, even though it might appear the more logical solution- you WILL be asked 'so, you think I'm fat?'- so just bring a nice pint of Ben n Jerry's. The regular stuff. Trust me.