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02-28-2005, 04:58 AM #1
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Where do you go when you die?
Where do we go when we die?
Haven't the slightest clue. What I believe happens thou is some what close to Climbing High had to say. I'm a movie writer so most of the things I think about are movie related. What I would like to happen is this:
Scene starts out black
I open my eyes and a glowing Jesus passes a joint. I ask him "Are you glowing cause your Holy?" He replies "No stupid you just died and had your eyes closed for a while, just wait and your eyes will clear up." "Snap" I reply and hit the jamacan rolled spliff. Jesus grabs my arm and pulls me to my feet when I start to look around at everything and everyone. When they see Jesus standing next to me they all run up and start shacking my hand. I quickly pull the joint back thinking they are all trying to grab my shit. Jesus tells everyone to chill out cause they have a new life to watch and he has to breif me on the things people will be watching that evening. I turn to him and I say "My life?" Jesus shacks his head as I say. Jesus interups me and says "Yes, Michael everything." I reply with a quick "Holy Snap" Later that night after a good day (depending on the time I die) of chillin with Jesus and friends and family we all walk to the central park for the "Life Line" picture show. As we sit down the movie begins and I am born. 17 years later and a few (like a million) joints I finaly say "Ok stop rewinding the shower sense everyone know what I do there!" A roar of laughing comes over heaven and I run out of the park while sobing. The J man appears in front of me while running knocking me square on my ass. Jesus reaches out his hand and says "You know we were watching so why be embarrest, and just to let you know all you had to do was slide your wrist.... Ok never mind, just get up adn come back to the movie." I say "alright but if one more person screams cause they think it's a giant snake on the screen it's your fault." Jesus reply "Sure buddy more like a paper clip on the screen" We sit there for a second while the J man packs a dug out and we hit it while walking back to the park.
That was just the first 17 years of what I think could happen. My faith tells me I'm going to heaven but whats there and where is it I have no clue.
Rev. Michael T
Soldier for Christmeek mike Reviewed by meek mike on . Where do you go when you die? qwerty the real question that always gets me scared is, where do you really go when you die? from the thread here http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=13430&page=2&pp=25 My answer: I believe in the whole Heaven/Hell/Purgatory thing. I think you catch a glimpse of behind the scenes, you'll meet a few of the bigwig angels or whatever, and then they shuffle you onto a traincar going south or an escalator to the top floor. Re-incarnation? Maybe. That'd be pretty cool. But what, Rating: 5










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