dude, this whole last week ive not had my eye drops, my house has a serious lack of beverages, i wont drink the tap water unless i want cancer, and i dont get dry lips.

so to cure the red eye, i do nothing
to cure the drymouth i do nothing, and nothing really works
the best way to go through a bottle of juice in 3 minutes is to drink it for cottonmouth, yes it will get rid of the smokey dry, but you'll still be dry.

my best solution to all the issues is to eat and blame allergies