9/11 No Plane Theory : A Dossier.

[jokeyjokejoke]

Ok, this year will be seven years since that black day known accross the world. Europe, Asia and Africa too as September: 911. Nine eleven. 9/11. Since that tragic day there have been alot of different theories discussed on the internet. Documentories such as "Loose Change" have tried to expose a story of lies and deciet broadcast via live TV on that very morning, a few believe this........claptrap. Many do not. Youtube 9/11 and you will be besieged by hundreds of videos, all the same, all claiming to show the planes hitting from different angles. Scroll down below the video and you read insightful comments and opionions such as;

"This is sick - people died on September 11th 2001. Get a life! I wish that you got blown up in the attacks. I wish that you were in one of the planes - one of the people who knew they were going to die!"

And I suppose the Jews were also responsible for the Black Plague?

Aside from the level headed suggested theories there are also a few, shall we say out there ones. For instance one i researched claimed that the human brain was seperated into two parts. This theory leans heavily on the suggestion that humans only use 50% of their brAIn power and concludes that the other portion is Reptillian and that the reptillian half of G Dub's (Bush) brain was Osama Bin Landen. How ever after a brief bit of reserch i conclude this to be wrong.

One theory i stumbled accross late one night between downloading music and looking at porn was the "No Planes Theory" At first thoughT this sounds utterly retarded. But upon careful examination of the facts i present to you this.

~::..::NO PLANE THEORY: A DOSSIER~::..::~

The first question i neded to answer was this. If there were no actual planes on the morning of nine eleven then why oh why would the worlds leaders and media go to such extraordinary legnths to make us think otherwise. I mean putting computer planes onto a live tv feed would not be easy. Unless of course, the images weren't live to begin with. Then it struck me. The images WERE NOT LIVE. Pre recorded and computer edited and shown live on TV as the towers fell to the ground. The people that were there saw the towers fall and nothing else. TV viewers saw planes crash into the buildings thus causing them to implode.

BUT WHY? Then......IT STRUK ME.

They knew the towers were going to fall. They had to give an explanation. A scary one too. But not as scary as the truth. A truth that is scarier that Osama Bin Laden.

I KNOW who caused 9/11. I have excluisve proof.

On the morning of nine eleven you may have heard that the mergency services were out in force practising for a terroist attack. OR SO WE ARE TOLD. Infact the police were to PROTECT the PUBLIC from ONE MAN. The paramedics were to TREAT the VICTIMS of ONE MAN. The Fire Services were to EXTINGUISH the FIRES of ONE MAN.

A man whos presence on this day at the place in question is undeniaby questionably denied.

A violent man, always fighting. Friends of his take a strict CODE OF SILENCE. They cant talk about him.

A man who SUPPORTED G Dub in his MAGICAL QUEST to the KINGDOM OF TEXAS.

A man who has ATTENDED THE WHITE HOUSE. Was born a CHRISTIAN and SERVED in the US AIR FORCE.

He is known to have worked as a HITMAN whilst in DELTA FORCE and has links to THE COLUMBIAN CONNECTION.

Friends of his who have taken CODE OF SIENCE are said to be BOUND by HONOR.

He is a close friend of President G DUB and his father, former President GEORGE BUSH so close he has been known as THE PRESIDENST MAN.

A man who has on many occasions been a FIREWALKER. He DESTROYED the PERIODIC TABLE as he only recognises the element of SURPRISE.

Has nicknames including TOP DOG, FOREST WARRIOR and LONE WOLF.

Plays the GAME OF DEATH and when loosing enters a SILENT RAGE and takes AN EYE FOR AN EYE.

Part of THE WRECKING CREW he believes in FORCED VENGENCE.

This is a man whos close relationship with the leader of the U.S.A and his family has allowed him to commit mass murder on a mass scale with no comebacks. People worldwide have been lied to for too long. When people start pretending planes have crashed into a building just to scare people into believeing something that is actually not as scary as the truth has happend is scary. I should NOT reveal this mans identity as as i type this he knows i'm typing . But i can hold my voice no more.

PEOPLE OF THE WOLRD 9/11 WAS A HOAX.

THERE WERE NO PLANES. NO BOMBS. NO HALF REPTILLIAN BRAINS.

ON 9/11 THERE WAS ONE MAN. JUST ONE MAN.

THERE WERE NO PLANES ON 9/11..................


JUST CHUCK NORRIS.


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I know there is a conspiracy board. However, i posted this here as because it's in jest i didn't think it belonged over there. Please, no one be offended. And if you did, thanks for reading.

jokeyjokejoke Reviewed by jokeyjokejoke on 05-14-2008. 9/11 No Plane Theory : A Dossier. Ok, this year will be seven years since that black day known accross the world. Europe, Asia and Africa too as September: 911. Nine eleven. 9/11. Since that tragic day there have been alot of different theories discussed on the internet. Documentories such as "Loose Change" have tried to expose a story of lies and deciet broadcast via live TV on that very morning, a few believe this........claptrap. Many do not. Youtube 9/11 and you will be besieged by hundreds of videos, all the same, all Rating: 5

[The Colonel]

You had me for a second there. But, im sure there are some wackos out there who would believe this NO PLANE THEORY.

[jokeyjokejoke]

Oh there are. Just google it.

[GreenDestiny]

yeah, those videos show frame by frame the planes literally disappearing as they go into the buildings. That can easily be done with computers.... to make it look like planes hitting the buildings were fake.... OR adding planes to make it look real. hahaha.... crazy stuff

[Barney Trouble]

what a waste of time that was...

[tokinballer]

luckilly as i was scrolling i managed to catch

"CHUCK NORRIS" out of everything.

thank god......

[chongman420]

Chuck threw leg kicks and Kung Fu chops and brought em down? Awesome!!!

[temujin8]

how the hell would they pull that over elaborate shit off? and I have some crazy theories i believe in....

[IrieMass]

how the hell would they pull that over elaborate shit off? and I have some crazy theories i believe in....

If a theory is crazy then why would you believe it? Sounds like you're either foolish or have been conditioned not to believe 'your lying eyes' by social pressure.

[WIlDuce1883]

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