Fire and Ice: A Tale of One Man's Quest for The Smoothest Rips.

[maxsuperdanks]

So our protagonist finds himself home after an arduous day at work. Sitting down with one of his two bongs, (which have reached legendary status by the peers of our hero) he contemplates on how he can get the fastest delivery of a bowls worth of THC, while providing the smoothest hit possible.

Then it hit him! He remembered he'd heard of a way of removing chlorophyll and other harsh burning chemicals in weed out of buds to hasten the curing and drying process. It was a technique known as "water curing" in which buds would sit sealed jars of warm water, in the dark, in a warm spot. The chlorophyll is water soluble, but THC isn't, thus preserving the potency of the buds, but curing them in a matter of 7 days!

It was just by chance he'd remembered this, but looking at his bong he realized the main chamber of The Elimination Chamber of Shaolin had an ice catcher. He then pondered as he looked at the ash catcher, which also contained water, just like his bong...

Remembering the old technique of removing the harsh contents of the weed, he thought "why couldn't it work with the smoke itself???". So he took the ash catcher, and threw it in the microwave (he's a ballsy guy, damning the possibility of breaking the glass piece in the microwave all to hell) until the water boiled over, to which he exclaimed "FUCK" and shook his fist vigorously. He then re filled the ash catcher and just got the water very very hot. He then placed his glass screen in the ash catcher, put ice in the main chamber of the bong and history was made. In one rip .25 g's of weed and a top layer of kief 1/16th of an inch deep and .66 inches wide had been demolished. The hero leaned back and blew out the hit forming a thick haze throughout the room, and he was right, it was smooth.:stoned:

maxsuperdanks Reviewed by maxsuperdanks on 05-14-2008. Fire and Ice: A Tale of One Man's Quest for The Smoothest Rips. So our protagonist finds himself home after an arduous day at work. Sitting down with one of his two bongs, (which have reached legendary status by the peers of our hero) he contemplates on how he can get the fastest delivery of a bowls worth of THC, while providing the smoothest hit possible. Then it hit him! He remembered he'd heard of a way of removing chlorophyll and other harsh burning chemicals in weed out of buds to hasten the curing and drying process. It was a technique known as Rating: 5

[hydriplex]

I smell a sitcom. Smells ballsy.

[twitch]

LMAO

i liked it

[maxsuperdanks]

That technique works pretty well actually.

[frostymcfailure]

i fail to under the "technique" behind this or what exactly your ''friend" aka SWIM did.

i think the smoothest hit is probably out of a 2 chamber bong, one boiling water one freezeing cold with ice in an ice catcher.

[maxsuperdanks]

i fail to under the "technique" behind this or what exactly your ''friend" aka SWIM did.

i think the smoothest hit is probably out of a 2 chamber bong, one boiling water one freezeing cold with ice in an ice catcher.

See this bong?


Bowl is called an "ash catcher" it enables you to filter the smoke through water twice, and catches tar and ash to keep the main chamber clean.

This is filled with boiling water, or put in a microwave to boil the water.

The main part of the bong is then filled with ice, and freezing cold water.

[EpsilonX]

See this bong?


Bowl is called an "ash catcher" it enables you to filter the smoke through water twice, and catches tar and ash to keep the main chamber clean.

This is filled with boiling water, or put in a microwave to boil the water.

The main part of the bong is then filled with ice, and freezing cold water.

oooooooOOOOOooooOOOOooo pretty. it even has a stash jar on it lol
that must have cost you

[maxsuperdanks]

Yeah, that bong was about 150.


I've got 2 slides, the ash catcher, and a matching slide that is the same colors as the mouthpiece, it's beautiful.

[Weekend_Warrior]

yo whats that extra little compartment to the right?

[maxsuperdanks]

You put yo weeeeeeed in it.