Can I get an AYYMEN! (also does not work in print; waving of hands and rolling of eyes not visible)

I dunno about you Brits, but over here the strains aren't capable of glass production- so if you are seeing glass 'trichs', I'm going to go WAAAY out on a limb and say that just MAYBE there was human (*cough* sketchy dealer *cough*) intervention along the way?