Quote Originally Posted by BigVTDave
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Well is there anything wrong with you? Objectively, are you ugly? Do you find that it's hard to engage in conversation with chicks? Are you boring? You can't just be yourself and score chicks, if you're a normal guy. You have to be awesome in their eyes. I recommend picking up a movie that recently came out called The Tao of Steve... it'll show you everything you need to know .

Oh yeah, and step number one, get rid of the faggy french quotes, they won't dig that :-D
No, I wouldn't say I'm really ugly...but I'm no Brad Pitt. I've just never had a girlfriend so I don't know what to do to get one. I've always figured I'd just stumble across someone eventually, but it ain't happening, or at least hasn't happened yet. And fuck being anyone else than myself. I don't even want to bother with someone who can't accept me for who I am. I'm smart and nice to everyone but I'm kind of an introvert and I don't talk much unless I have to. I don't attend too many social events like parties and such, and don't really get out much because I don't have a car or a driving license or even a bike. I've been pretty much stuck on this campus for a year and a half and I still don't really have any real friends, just...acquaintances. And all those female acquaintances have boyfriends. I figure it's just another couple years till I move out of here anyways, so I can't get too attached, but still it's kind of lonely.

And what's wrong with my French quote? It's not "faggy" at all, if you know what it means ("I would like, and this is the last and most ardent of my wishes, I would like to see the last king strangled with the intestines of the last priest").