I know everyone thinks this story is really sick, and it is. But making bongs from the heads of exhumed corpses is a lot more common than you think. For example, President Bush was in a fraternal organization called Skull And Bongs. They had a bong made out of the hollowed-out skull of a 16th century prince of Romania. They called it The Noggin. They used to wear long, red, hooded monks robes and sit in a big circle, in a darkened chamber, lit only by flickering candle-light, passing around The Noggin, and plotting world domination. Taking hits off The Noggin was often referred to as taking "cerebral core-tokes." The only kind of weed for cerebral core-tokes off The Noggin was, of course, "headies."