A little help please!

[The Colonel]

Ok, so I have a drug test for a new job that I REALLY need, but I've been smoking a few times a week for many years now. My brother just moved in with me and isnt a smoker, so its no problem to get some clean piss. The test isnt untill the 19th of May, but I was wondering if I should bank on the substitution, dilute it, or just up my daily excercise and pray for the best. Im about 6' 2'' and 175 pounds. ANY HELP IS APPRECIATED.

The Colonel Reviewed by The Colonel on 05-06-2008. A little help please! Ok, so I have a drug test for a new job that I REALLY need, but I've been smoking a few times a week for many years now. My brother just moved in with me and isnt a smoker, so its no problem to get some clean piss. The test isnt untill the 19th of May, but I was wondering if I should bank on the substitution, dilute it, or just up my daily excercise and pray for the best. Im about 6' 2'' and 175 pounds. ANY HELP IS APPRECIATED. Rating: 5

[Deige]

If you have access to clean piss then I would substitute. A small travel shampoo bottle (need at least 2oz), a hand warmer, and a thermometer and you should be good to go.

[The Colonel]

If you have access to clean piss then I would substitute. A small travel shampoo bottle (need at least 2oz), a hand warmer, and a thermometer and you should be good to go.

Is the hand warmer neccessary?
Is there a time limit on storing the piss?

[Deige]

I wouldn't store it more than 6 hours, urine begins to go bad after 8 hours. If you can collect the sample an hour or two before you go it would be best. The hand warmer will keep the temperature at around 100 degrees for 5-6 hours. The acceptable temperature range is between 90-100 degrees. I would try to get it around 96- 98 if you can so you don't look suspicious.

[thatotherkid]

hey can you buy one of those detox drinks?
they run from $40-$80

[GreenZero]

Those don't really work yo'.

Substitution is the best way to go.

I'd just go with your brother's secretions.

Handwarmers def work. Test it out a little so you can get the temp right.

Those heating bandages from ace always work for me.

[Deige]

hey can you buy one of those detox drinks?
they run from $40-$80

It would be more feasible to set yourself on fire..:wtf: Substitute and be 100% sure your going to pass.

[DankATX512]

Look the day before u have to take the drug test go buy a home drug test it will run u less than 20 dollars if you pass, take the test on ur own, if u fail, subsitute. Im pretty much in the same boat I'm 6'1 about 175 and have a drug test coming up.

[The Colonel]

Look the day before u have to take the drug test go buy a home drug test it will run u less than 20 dollars if you pass, take the test on ur own, if u fail, subsitute. Im pretty much in the same boat I'm 6'1 about 175 and have a drug test coming up.

Well you see, the thing is that I havent stopped smoking, hell Im high right now, and my test is in 10 days. No use in blowing 20 bucks on a home test I know Im going to fail. Im just gonna go with the substitution.
Thanks for the help everyone.

[BunnywhoSmokes]

hey can you buy one of those detox drinks?
they run from $40-$80

9 outta 10 times you'll fail the drug test. I would go with with your brother's/roommate's urine.