Quote Originally Posted by jclooney
lol I think you just have a bad case of paranoia

relax, everything will go ok. just make sure you keep the QF bottle warm and you'll be ok. I gave them mine at 96 degrees and it was a bit over the fill line (Quest)...

the only way you can fuck up is by worrying about it!

You couldn't have been more right. I just got back from Quest. Long story short: I walked in (1/2 hour before the place closed), emptied my pockets, picked out a cup, she took me to the bathroom and dumped blue dye into the john, and left me alone to take care of business. The QF was at about 96 degrees in Quest's cup (I took the heat pad off in the parking lot), I whizzed, paused for about six seconds to make it look like I was pissing in the cup, and was tap dancing back to my car (well, not really...). Like taking candy from a baby. Thank you so much, everyone!