My perfect night out would be to park my car on top of a hill by myself with my bong, my weed, and a bag of cheetos and watch the city sparkling below me. I would then blaze up and pretend I was god, as I vehemently scream excerpts from the bible down at the city that can't hear me, spreading my hands towards the city as I extend the power of the passages into the masses. Afterwards, I would take my guitar out to a dark creek and play bible tunes.

My other perfect night would be to be stoned as hell, play ps2, and retire to bed with a hot asian girl.