The Whizzinator Put My Ass In Jail

[stinkyattic]

I went to court because my testing place caught me twice (not once) using a Whizz.

I'm 19. This is my fourth DUI.

A wise man, possibly being a wise ass at the time, once defined insanity as the repetition of the same action with the expectation of a different result.
19 years old and 4 DUIs? I think you need to change your action if you want a new result.