The Whizzinator Put My Ass In Jail

[stinkyattic]

I went to court because my testing place caught me twice (not once) using a Whizz.

I'm 19. This is my fourth DUI.

A wise man, possibly being a wise ass at the time, once defined insanity as the repetition of the same action with the expectation of a different result.
19 years old and 4 DUIs? I think you need to change your action if you want a new result.

stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on 05-03-2008. The Whizzinator Put My Ass In Jail very long story made short I went to jail for 8 days after violating my bond conditions while on pre-trial. I went to court because my testing place caught me twice (not once) using a Whizz. Well they didn't really catch me, but on both accasions my pee cup failed to have a temperature! so they called it tampering. I was so fucking pissed. I couldn't believe my stupidity but I didn't know what the hell I had done wrong. Both times the temperature strip on my Whizz read at 98degrees right Rating: 5