Very little time to pass test!!!

[furbybong]

so basically i smoke 1-3 bowls a day. every day. i have a drug test in 24 hours. how the fuck am i going to pass? i've been smoking for months. there's got to be some way! i'm reading various threads but figured i'm better off posting to get direct answers. the test is for a job at petsmart they send you to a testing facility. i really need this job.

i'm fucked right? ehh.

furbybong Reviewed by furbybong on 04-30-2008. Very little time to pass test!!! so basically i smoke 1-3 bowls a day. every day. i have a drug test in 24 hours. how the fuck am i going to pass? i've been smoking for months. there's got to be some way! i'm reading various threads but figured i'm better off posting to get direct answers. the test is for a job at petsmart they send you to a testing facility. i really need this job. i'm fucked right? ehh. Rating: 5

[shortman1124]

yeah your fucked. im in the same boat, i have a drug test tomorrow well today actually (12:25am) and theres no way im gonna pass. ive been smoking about 2-2.5 grams a day for the past 2 years. im gonna head over to my local head shop in the morning and see if they have any fake urine.

[thatubbyducky]

I would recommend quick-fix but it seems like you have no time. Are you going to be watched? Are they going to take the temperature? If not you could get a clean friend or family member to pee for you and just use that. If they watch you and take the temp you might be fucked...

[thatubbyducky]

oh if it comes down to it just dilute your piss. Drink a bunch before the test and then you will basically just pee water. A dilute sample isn't a pass, but it isn't a fail either. This would give you enough time to get a whizzinator or quick fix so you can pass your test.

Because your a heavy smoker you would have to really dilute your urine. drink and drink and drink, then pee a couple times, drink and drink and drink, pee, drink, pee, pee, drink and then hope for the best. good luck, tell us how it goes...

[oLiLlY]

If you drink all that water it will just dilute you and they wont be able to test with your sample.
I would def recommend getting the quick-fix....if it is in 24 hours, you have plenty of time to pick one up. Just make sure you have it at proper temperature.
If it is for pre-employment you will not be watched, so fix should work.....

[ProfessorChaos]

dude all you have to do is get someone elses piss. I actually have a drug test today for kmart, and i smoked yesterday after school. Im just going to get someone elses piss, put it in a small bottle with a pocket warmer to keep it warm. and just use that it will work great.

[getsilly]

I just passed a test, so Id like to help you out. I got the supplement Omni. It's often sold in GNCs and vitamin stores. Also, headshops will sell them. If you get it at a vitamin store, DONT say you need to to pass a drug test, they may not sell it to you. Unfortunatly, you only have til, today? Hopefully you didnt smoke in the last 20 some odd hours. DRINK WATER. I fasted and drank water for 24 hours before I peed and didnt smoke for 36 hours, so I dont know how well this will work. an hour and a half before you pee, drink 32oz of water, 2 bottles. Drink the Omni, the WHOLE THING. It made me puke twice while I was drinking it, probably because my stomach was full of water, but drink the vomit, too. Drink it down! haha.
Anyways, follow that with 16oz more water. Pee 4 times, and that shouldnt be to hard with all the liquid. I peed 1 1/2 hours after I drank the Omni. When you drink that much water, mixed with an extrodinary amount of vitamins and creatine, all you pee out is what you've just filled up on. I think the creatine is something they look for in nature urine. but you have to get the supplement, ifyou pee just water you'll have to test again...good luck, hope i got you in time!

[Deige]

How bout you don't buy omni and use the dilution method. Im surprised you didn't get a negative dilute with that truck load of water you drank. This goes to show you that luck can be involved in passing a UA. Glad too see it worked for you but Furybong don't take this advice.

[killerweed420]

Yes you definitely need synthetic urine. You could try and drink lots of fluid and get an intintional negetive dillute and hope they will let you retest. Hopefully that would buy you time to pickup some synthetic and practice.