Need help to pass a drug test.

[killerweed420]

Congrats bunny.

[jeffman]

I received a call today from my employer...and I GOT THE JOB!!!! Hooray! I passed my drug test. All I have to do is present them with my medical records and from there they will provide me a start date; so I can give my current employer two weeks notice!!!! I'm so excited. I just bought some bud to celebrate. :stoned::jointsmile::rasta::rastasmoke::smokin:imp:


Thank you everyone for giving wonderful and helpful advice. I'll be purchasing some QF soon, because I know they do random drug testing. I'm going to cut back on my weed in take (instead of daily; just do it about 3 times a week.)

Congrats..:smokin:..:stoned:

[Deige]

Congrats bunny and good luck on the new job!:thumbsup:

Chalk another one up for the good guys.

[BunnywhoSmokes]

congrats bunny. i have a test at the 20 day mark, but prior to that i was good for 8.5 weeks.

arent you so glad it is over? i will be next week. i cannot believe the amount of stress this has caused.

Thank you all for all of your support and praises. It was extremely hard and very stressful. But I'm so glad that I was able to not only be sober during that time, but being able to pass the drug test on my own.

Just make sure you practice and know what your body can handle and not handle. Nothing worse you detox before taking a UT and you're having huge stomach problems or heart problems because of the vitamins and asprine.

[thatubbyducky]

sometimes i wish i was a chick. substituting would be so much easier...

[SensiGirl]

sometimes i wish i was a chick. substituting would be so much easier...

It isn't any easier from a stress perspective.

And "carrying" a hard, plastic, 2oz. bottle in your snizz for any length of time is not as easy or as carefree as it sounds.

it is not comfortable and can slide out.

a condom up there, filled with syn. is not eas ,y and unless you have some big or flappy titties, sticking a bottle under them is not easy either. my cupcakes are of no use to me when it comes to hiding anything. but, i'll take some perky ta-tas over a stash place anytime.

[SensiGirl]

Thank you all for all of your support and praises. It was extremely hard and very stressful. But I'm so glad that I was able to not only be sober during that time, but being able to pass the drug test on my own. .

Test weds. told results should be back by monday, w/in 24 hrs if there arent any "problems." and i hear you on doing it on your own. i feel the same way. as much stress as it has caused me, i know i am better off to do this naturally.

Just make sure you practice and know what your body can handle and not handle. Nothing worse you detox before taking a UT and you're having huge stomach problems or heart problems because of the vitamins and asprine.

practiced last weekend and the asprinE tore my stomach up. i was up at 4:30 am in pain. but i did catch up on my grand theft auto skillz.

wish me well. i had one day of a minor lapse in 80 days after i thought i did not get the job. will be 20 days since that lapse at test time. i have to be below 50 ng, i would think.

testing (-) without any fluid intake on 2nd void of the day (basically, empty bladder, shower, test)

the line is not as strong as control, but is there, and definately not ghost. can be photographed. looks similar to the line killerweed420 posted in his pic. and that is on concentrated urine

with drinking some fluids (like a cup of coffee and 8 oz of juice) i have a strong line that is generally as dark as the contol.

tomorrow i will practice the routine exactly how i will do it weds.

plan on drinking 20 oz of gatorade 1.5 hours b4 the test - and taking some b2, asprine and antacids (not the sodium free kind) my test is late in the afternoon.

can't risk a neg. dilute, that goes to gc/ms. i think i should be OK with just the 20 oz.

i bought some adulteration strips too, that test for creatine and s.g., so, i'll know if my 20 oz of gatorade is a good way to go. i have been eating steaks and burgers like a madwoman and taking creatine supplements.

please keep your fingers crossed for me and think positively, err, should i say, think negative!

[Mapotman]

can't risk a neg. dilute, that goes to gc/ms. i think i should be OK with just the 20 oz.

does a neg dilute always go to gc/ms, or is that just specific in your case?

[SensiGirl]

does a neg dilute always go to gc/ms, or is that just specific in your case?

dunno. i asked that question elsewhere and was told that a neg. dilute is not a negative, and can be sent to gc/ms.

the employer says that if the test comes back neg. dilute, "the results will take longer" - dont know what to read into that- whether that means a retest, which is generally the case, or whether it means gc/ms. i did not ask.

i thought gc/ms was for CONFIRMATION of a nonnegative, not to flesh out nonnegative results.

but i have read elsewhere that if someone has a questionable line, or a non negative, the lab can send it to gc/ms. OPINIONS?

so i ordered adulterant strips that test SG and creatine.

tested today - 20 oz of gatorade 1.5 hours before the test, and 2 asprin 4 hours before the test. negative, stong line, as dark as the control. here's the picture - http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/l...1_bucket/2.jpg

used an adulterant strip to make sure creatine and specific gravity were good, and they were.

i'll have some ramen noodles tomorrow before the test (hello sodium) and do what i did today. i wrote it all down

20oz of gatorade 1.5 hours before the test and 4 asprin 4 hours before, run my own test with cup and adulterant strip 1/2 hour before i go to the test and then go piss for the bladder cops.

unless something goes really wacky, i think i should be ok. think good thoughts for me.

[BunnywhoSmokes]

SensiGirl,

Good luck on the test; I'm sure you'll do well. I completely understand where you're coming from when it comes to the storing issue. And the stress...I would have giant mood swings from being okay one hour and being a nervous wreck the next. Too bad I didn't have GTA4 to release my stress (since it didn't come out during the time.)