This may be slightly off topic but it seems fitting...

My girlfriend and I are about the same age and we moved to this tiny little town in Oregon. Getting a family doctor was almost impossible. She got in on the first try; I didn't. The only difference on our "application" (yeah, you have to apply) was our religion. She played the game and said she was a Christian (she isn't, she's atheist) and got in right away. I said I was not religious and didn't get in at all. The questions were like - Are you religious? Are you active in your religion? Do you feel faith plays a part in your health and wellbeing? I said I was not religious and active to be sarcastic. Small town = Small minds I guess...

Christianity is a god damn cult in this town. If you put a Jesus-Fish on your business in the yellow pages, you get all the business you can manage! What a shame.