Situation... Outlook good?

[Crazyeyd]

Okay, well, I am about 5'2" and maybe 160-175 lbs (I just had a baby a few months back and I don't use scales, but I am overweight)... I smoke heavily (at least 3-5 times a day) for about 6 months now... I will almost definitely have a urine test after I go to court on the 29th for a show cause (why I didn't return to ASAP after having my baby...) Anyway... I originally bought The Strip... but I just can't/don't want to quit smoking for an entire week. I think I could do it a couple days before.... Anyway... I think I'm going to keep taking the pills (the head at the shop said if I took them I would DEFINITELY be clean... but you HAVE to quit)... and then I think I'm just gonna follow the dilution thread and probably stop by the shop and pick up some kind of drink...

Will any of these methods interfere with the other... and does it seem likely that I will pass?


EDIT: Excuse the lack of posts, but I Just joined today after reading the dilution thread and I am a serious anxiety freak (hence the heavy smoking) so I'm terribly nervous... thought someone may be able to help/lend advice..

Crazyeyd Reviewed by Crazyeyd on 04-21-2008. Situation... Outlook good? Okay, well, I am about 5'2" and maybe 160-175 lbs (I just had a baby a few months back and I don't use scales, but I am overweight)... I smoke heavily (at least 3-5 times a day) for about 6 months now... I will almost definitely have a urine test after I go to court on the 29th for a show cause (why I didn't return to ASAP after having my baby...) Anyway... I originally bought The Strip... but I just can't/don't want to quit smoking for an entire week. I think I could do it a couple days Rating: 5

[killerweed420]

These detox drinks are very unreliable. Had a friend last week that tried one from the local smoke shop and he failed too.
Synthetic urine is the way to go.

[Jerry G]

Strip drink just dilutes. The pills do nothing.

Think about your kid. Quit smoking today. Follow the dilution sticky to a tee. You probably will pass.

A smoker like you will probably not pass with a few days clean, you are going to need at least a week. Buy some home tests to see how you are progressing.

I not just running my mouth here, I quit after being a 30 year chronic user of the best bud(Ya think that was easy?). I did it to retain custody of my kid.

Don't fuck up, probation will be over, and then you can smoke as much as you would like.

[Jerry G]

These detox drinks are very unreliable. Had a friend last week that tried one from the local smoke shop and he failed too.
Synthetic urine is the way to go.

I agree if she is not observed, but this is for court...

[Crazyeyd]

I agree if she is not observed, but this is for court...

Right, I have synthetic, but I'm afraid I might be observed.

I wish I felt like I could quit, but I don't have benefits to go to a doctor and have them prescribe me some kind of anti-anxiety medicine. Without bud I feel anxious, edgy, irritable, worrisome, paranoid, restless....

Anyway, it's like, 6 pills for 7 days and this old guy seemed to REALLY have knowledge on his MANY products... I just really don't want to quit for that long

Then I figured if I follow the dilution thread carefully and use a drink AND the pills, I might stand a good chance of passing. My husband and I both smoke, so it's hard to get away from... They test it right there... I believe it seems to be the same kind of test you can buy at the drug store. Perhaps I will try the dilution method a few days before and take a home test...

[Jerry G]

I'm an old guy, I really know my shit, and I'm not trying to make a sale.

The reason the pill and the drink work together, is that a week is long enough time for many people to dilute successfuly. I don't think a week will be long enough for you. Only a trial run will tell.

Tell your husband to quit being selfish and to support you in this time of need.

I didn't take anything extra when I quit but an over the counter sleeping pill the first few nights. Oh, that and a glass of wine or two.

Hell, you quit for nine months when you were pregenant didn't you. This should be a piece of cake.

[Crazyeyd]

I'm an old guy, I really know my shit, and I'm not trying to make a sale.

The reason the pill and the drink work together, is that a week is long enough time for many people to dilute successfuly. I don't think a week will be long enough for you. Only a trial run will tell.

Tell your husband to quit being selfish and to support you in this time of need.

I didn't take anything extra when I quit but an over the counter sleeping pill the first few nights. Oh, that and a glass of wine or two.

Hell, you quit for nine months when you were pregenant didn't you. This should be a piece of cake.

I suppose you're right.... I did quit then, and I will still have to complete the program so I do HAVE to quit (unless I want to keep taking the risk...) but I still have to pass the test on the 29th... I found out about this court date at the end of last week, so I didn't even have a full month to try and detox....I hope lots of water, the products, and quitting for a week will help then

[TebitEvas]

Try to get your money back. ALL the products the "wise man" at the head shop tried to sell you are crap. He is no more than a salesman that will tell you exactly what is on the label and swear it works. The dilution sticky along with a healthy diet and excerise up until a couple days b4 the test are the only things that will benefit you. I repeat ... ALL THE PRODUCTS ARE CRAP... pills and drinks. Only effective product is a sub.

[slantedeyes]

Those detox drinks are the biggest ripoff. Many have stilled failed using them. The only sure thing is quick fix as long as you have the temp right. I am very concerned with your smoking habits. You really need to quit immediately if you want any chance of passing even using the dilution method. I would recommend subbing for sure.

[Crazyeyd]

I'm not sure I can get by with subbing... it's for court, otherwise I would, I already have QF.

I'm hoping I won't get tested at all...


What are the odds they are going to send me to test after court for a show cause for not returning to alcohol awareness program... (after failing initial drug screen a year ago when admitted to program)...?


It's not guaranteed they are going to require me to drug test, I'm just worried they might.