My nickname is the name of a fancy golf course where my cousin was married. I thought of it because when I was there I didn't have a lighter but there was a big pile of matchbooks for free. I still have stockpile that I use whenever I don't have a lighter.

My avatar is the cover of the album Germfree Adolescents by the band X-Ray Spex. They're really good.

My signature is a quote from Booger in the movie 'Revenge of the Nerds'.