I talked to a cop on mushrooms once, he was in an unmarked car and actually pulled an illegal U-turn, pulled into the driveway in front of me (I was walking on the sidewalk with my 3 friends, D [also on mushrooms] P [high as a kite on dextromethorphan hydrobromide] and K [completely sober, not even carrying anything]) the cop gets out of the car, full uniform, and says to me "I like your hat".

the hat was a rather large fluorescent green/orange tigerstripe long-fur tophat...and it had pockets in the lining that I had 6 Es, aboot 4 or 5 grams of mushrooms and 4 joints inside and I offered the cop a chance to wear my hat

and the 3 high people were the calmest and most relaxed...K who was sober was completely scared out of her mind and almost fainted after mr. policeman left